The most loved executive assistant on the planet, Nelk Boys’ very own Gabe Poncio, is now starting a subscription service for exclusive content on Instagram. Mainly Poncio doing what he does best, eating and rubbing Steiny’s shoulders.

So move over, OnlyFans ladies; there is a new Sheriff in town for $2.99 a month.

FACTZ reached out for comment on Poncio’s exciting move: “Gabe [Poncio] is a lovable teddy bear and has a huge gay audience that loves him. He is going to crush.”

We wish Gabe Poncio the best of luck and thank you for the cancellation policy. PayPal would never do that for its fans.