Not a body language expert, but these two are dying inside. They look like “we want power and will pretend to love until we get it.” While it concerns me how Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump refuse to smile- it’s more of the robotic three-finger handhold that’s tripping me out. I have never seen anything like that in my life … maybe it’s gang code for something MAGA?

Also, why is Ivanka flexing her neck? Bro chill. Your dad is not going to jail if he wins the championships. Let the best Russian cheater win.