This is just getting ridiculous. How am I supposed to go undefeated in Little League as manager of the Yankees (26-0 my lifetime record, ask Frankie Delgado if you don’t believe me) when every game keeps getting postponed?

Even Olivia Wilde cannot show FACTZ her abs properly in these conditions. This rain is asinine!

Here is a video of my drive from LA to OC … our freeways are not built for this type of Global Warming, and I demand a tax refund for the months of April and March. Wilde is with me.