The media is claiming that Thylane Blondeau is the most beautiful woman in the world. I don’t see it.

Blondeau is pretty, but she is not at Jessica Kahawaty’s level. I’m honestly not sold on anyone these days, but I’m definitely over my blonde phase in life. Thank god.

For good measure, I’m throwing in Alexandra Daddario for Team USA … to show you how far America has fallen in the world’s hottest chick department. Daddario is A-list now and the most famous American actress because of her eyes and gravity.