The most famous celebrity of 2023 is none other than Aaron “Steiny” Steinberg. The former assistant to everyone in the Full Send empire was first discovered by Bob Menery. The Mission Impossible tryout to make the squad was for Steiny to find Zaps aka Adderall at 3am. Steiny chose to accept the mission and succeeded.

Fast forward to today, Steiny lives in riches and spoils, has sex with whoever he wants, is one the biggest podcast hosts in the world (stole Bob Menery’s chair), sunbathes in Barcelona, Spain with his gay best friend Gabe, and he texts with Trump. Only in America.