FACTZ doesn’t know if we should commend Hallie Batchelder for her vulgar honesty or yell at her for sleeping with a random dude at KiKi (Miami club).

For the record, Batch is my new spirit animal. I’m obsessed with her still. The swag and jawline are strong and I cannot wait to meet her one day to talk war stories on my pod. I’m manifesting.

Now onto the Diet Coke 9pm Anxiety relief runs. What a life she has. This NYC socialite is exactly what you would think a Gen Z socialite would be like. The perfect murder suspect.