For most, the week of Art Basel has nothing to do with art and everything to do with the VIP party’s.

FACTZ was invited to 17 of them and the theme was pretty consistent.

Douchey dudes who want to talk about Crypto (how rich they use to be) and their NFT dumps. Yes, this is the new wave of pick up lines to women.

Him: “I own a Bored Ape [NFT].”

Her: “Let me give you my number.”

However, the tone def behavior of all the events to let people in with Balenciaga on, is concerning.

This gentleman (above) who was closing deals at the Nylon Party supports pedo behavior. He doesn’t care because it’s a $800 T-shirt that will get him laid.