Ok, ladies, now that I am a fashion expert and a Havard dropout (not by choice … I’m just done with all these mandatory boosters), it’s time to take my talents to the next level and rate your moves like Jagger. I will be scaling on a ten-point system- ten being the best score you can achieve. My track record on the internet says I’m not the most affable judge. Just warning you where the tears from your heart are coming from.

School: University of California Los Angeles

Sorority: Alpha Phi

Choreography: 6.277826

Blonde Ratio: 5.22816

Flips: 4.87266

Aesthetics: 7.1181

Anchor Dancer (the closer at the end): 7.22198

Overall: 6.00009

Final thoughts by Nik: The video started strong, but I began to get very claustrophobic. The anchor with the blue UCLA sweater got my attention with her Madison Beer jawline. However, this is UCLA! I expected more. Next.