Nothing is adding up besides the goal to make ‘Hot Mess with Alix Earle’ the biggest podcast ever. Earle sat down with Alex Cooper (her business partner) as a guest on her pod ‘Call Her Daddy,’ and they stabbed the heart of Miami Dolphin Braxton Berrios.

Cooper laughed like the Wicked Witch of the East as they proclaimed Travis Kelce as their man. This is not good for Taylor Swift.

UPDATE: Video Shows NFL Star Braxton Berrios Forcefully Grabbing Alix Earle at Nightclub

And if the plan was to use Braxton Berrios as the bash marketing tool, it’s working. I decided.