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Zero Bond Coat Check Scandal is Not a One-Off Event

FACTZ decided to ask questions because nobody else was. If you have never heard of Zero Bond, it’s the hottest membership club in the world. Any celebrity or billionaire visiting NYC plans their entire trip around frolicking at Zero Bond. And you can only be a member if you are beautiful. They decided.

Anyway, there is a winter coat scandal that might be more than a simple mistake. FACTZ has contacted members who tell us this is a common occurrence.

A member of Zero Bond tells FACTZ, “This has happened to me. I was intoxicated leaving and didn’t think to look at my coat. It wasn’t until the morning I realized it was a GAP swap for my $1500 winter Canada Goose coat.”

FACTZ is not saying this is an inside job, but the coat check personnel must be investigated.