Viral sensation Amanda McCants must be paying some of the people on writers’ strike because her performance of an OC-Laguna Beach mother is OSCAR-worthy. Her writers covered the following to perfection:

• Staycation at the Montage.
• Ashton works are Nick’s now.
• Be nice, or go back to Newport.
• Standing reservation at Javier’s.
• 3 Arch is nice, but it’s not Emerald Bay.
• Meet at the Deck for a Diry Martini.

And the OSCAR goes to…