If you think your life is terrible, remember that a man named Tom Brady lost his family and wealth in a matter of weeks.

According to a FACTZ source close to the QB1, “[Tom] Brady is super depressed and masking all his losses with playing football. He’s staying offline and trying not to read any headlines. He wants this year to end.”

Brady befriended that weird Sam Bankman-Fried guy of FTX and decided to give him all his money. The viral video above is a potent metaphor for 2022.