Media outlets are cashing in on her Majesty the Queen today. As you have seen from the multitude of push notifications, outlets are saying, “cause of Queen’s death revealed.”

However, they are excluding the cause in hopes their clickbait headlines make you think she was murdered by wine poisoning. This isn’t Game of Thrones … this is Game of Live Forever.

Have some class. The Queen died of old age. God save her, and now God save the King.