Kardashian fans are praising Kendall Jenner for having a real job, real boobs, and not going to places with security.

The internet is almost correct. Jenner’s chest area is natural, and her sisters work extremely hard (especially Kim), and Kendall Jenner does have security (last slide, the Mr. T dude acting like a civilian) … they keep a serious distance to make sure she can feel normal.

It’s strange. But her security hides in the bushes like the President’s Secret Service.

Oh, and yes, Kylie Jenner is single. Let the best rapper win.