Watching the Emmys the other night and noticing how HBO dominates, I had to ask myself … why do you really watch HBO?
Yeah, Succession is great, but if we are being honest, there is only one actress on multiple HBO shows that moves the needle for me. No drumroll needed- Sydney Sweeney in any show, movie, Starbucks, etc … I will watch her do nothing and everything.
This is a massive breakthrough for me because she has genuine body parts. And yes, I know she is taken … stop getting in your head. Regardless, I give her four seasons tops before she loses roles to gravity, but until then, let a Persian brother dream of a symmetric belly button.