The Full Send crew was in Las Vegas yesterday to help promote the Power Slap League … or, as my mind thinks, “UPS drivers reliving their youth.”

As you can see by Steiny (Aaron Steinberg) and Gabe Poncio’s athlete physique, they are of the lower level of man. This is why they have sexual attraction only to each other.

But in true love, there is always war, according to this viral video and Kyle Forgeard’s face. Gabriel died like Juliet.

This story is developing as we track down the couple in Scottsdale, Arizona, for #SuperBowl week.