Scottie Pippen Is in A really Good Place

The “it” couple of Miami Beach was Larsa and Scottie Pippen, but like all great Miami Beach sagas, that relationship came to a close, and Larsa Pippen went and played the field with anyone who made eye contact.

I’m not kidding. Everyone I know has been in a short-lived mommy fantasy relationship with Larsa. Her list crushes the Top 100 DJ list. Anyway, everything happens for a reason because now Scottie Pippen is living his Erewhon life in peace. He is the ultimate winner from this Miami mess.

Let’s just hope Lisa Hochstein doesn’t get the code name: “slam dunk”- like her club buddy LP.

One Comment

Comments are closed.