If you like football, aka soccer, then you know this dude. Erling Haaland is the greatest striker in EPL history; I’m calling it now. He is like a baby Zlatan but with more accuracy and speed.

It looks like the folks at Breitling agree with me.

Haaland is now the new face of Breitling. Actually, let’s go with “new wrist.” His face is still young, and the partnership doesn’t make much sense to me other than the fact he can score goals. Breitlings are for old dudes who cannot afford a real watch because they are on their third divorce.

Yes, I’m bitter he’s on City.