You have to give this 40-year-old her respect—an amazing mother with amazing elbows. Thank you, Nicole Richie, for being the realist of the real. Honored to be your namesake, even though the pants are forced … which makes your legs look abnormally large, like a softball athlete’s junior year of college … conflicted if she is a lesbian or not.
Anyway, ladies, take notes on the +2’s (breast augmentation to raise her 10 pt. score to a 7.8827621). Symmetry is everything; define your curves for love.