It looks like someone read the last FACTZ story and wanted to kill us with kindness. Thank you, Gigi Hadid, for forcing a smile on us.

Life is too precious to always be grumpy. You have been overworked in Paris, but you are kicking ass … a professional at heart. Keep smiling forever.

I take back my Leo text and will replace it with the text you’ve always wanted your whole life from him, “Babe, you are so beautiful, and I’m so proud of you this weekend. I miss you so much, and I cannot wait to see you so we can make sweet love. L”

Emojis are not included. I don’t think Leonardo DiCaprio uses emojis. He’s way too old for that.