This video has gone viral, not because it helps tourists, but because the famous DJ Diplo refused to name any Groot Hospitality locations, which Miami Beach and Dade County are known for. Instead, he opted to give love to E11even, which is technically a strip club hybrid.

FACTZ is not hating on E11even, it’s one of my favorites, but this video is definitely a shot at David Grutman.

The newly gay, but not really gay “because his eyes were closed,” Diplo listed the following spots in South Florida. Please respect the man; he is a local:

• Favorite neighborhood in Miami- Kendall.
• Best restaurant is Mandolin.
• Best cafe is Pura Vida.
• Best hotels is 1 Hotel and Faena.
• Best nightclub to play – Medium Cool.
• Best nightclub period – E11even.
• Best people watching is Ft. Lauderdale Airport (technically not Miami).

There you have it … the best of Miami.